Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

That sounds like a damsel in distress!

You had better go and Aid her.

I'm reasonably sure damsels don't scream like that. Besides, isn't that a job for knights? I'm a mere peasant!

It sounds like Barry is Awake. Oh dear.

Hmm. Barry? That seems a bit more likely. But I've heard Barry's warcry before, and it's not quite that loud or primal. No, this is something else... something bigger...

Or perhaps is it a Dragon.

Oh. Yes, that might be it.

A pity I didn't think of that before the dragon flew at me, I might have had a chance to run.

C is for Combat!!

Um. Oh my.

Does anyone have any idea how to fight a dragon?