Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
02-02-2013, 05:45 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Oh, what? What kind of dumb character creator is this? They only let you make characters with two arms and two legs! And they don't even look the least bit reptilian! This game is completely unrealistic.
Oh well. You do the best you can with what you have. You make your tough guy and the game automatically fills in the other characters...
Wow, these are boring. A bunch of kids and... some grey guy with horns? He's still got the wrong number of limbs, but at least he's not boring like the others. What kind of crazy science fiction game is this?
Oh well. You start playing anyways. Your party is sucked through a space/time warp to the mysterious world of OREGON, and your only hope for success is to conquer the mystical OREGON TRAIL.
That gray horned guy seems to be complaining. Also the game has apparently decided he's your tough guy bounty hunter's brother for some reason.
Well, whatever, you'll go with it. You soon come to a river, and are promptly attacked by giant robots made of cardboard. The time to act is now!
The first turn goes to the whiny horned guy. Ugh. What are you going to have him do?
The rest of your party blames the robots for his death and their stats increase greatly. You easily defeat the robots and continue on the trail.
The rest of the journey is fairly uneventful until you come to the mighty OREGON FORTRESS. This fortress is protected by the most fearsome warriors in all of Oregon, armed with the mightiest of cardboard weapons! If you claim it, victory is yours!
(At least until you start over to see if you get a more interesting party. Preferably without a whiny jerk.)
What's your plan of attack?
omegawill Wrote:A hard-drinkin', chain-smokin' sunnovvagun who wears black leather pants and plays by their own rules. An outlaw hunting outlaws. A bounty hunter. A renegade.You promptly design your character and...
Oh, what? What kind of dumb character creator is this? They only let you make characters with two arms and two legs! And they don't even look the least bit reptilian! This game is completely unrealistic.
Oh well. You do the best you can with what you have. You make your tough guy and the game automatically fills in the other characters...
Wow, these are boring. A bunch of kids and... some grey guy with horns? He's still got the wrong number of limbs, but at least he's not boring like the others. What kind of crazy science fiction game is this?
Oh well. You start playing anyways. Your party is sucked through a space/time warp to the mysterious world of OREGON, and your only hope for success is to conquer the mystical OREGON TRAIL.
That gray horned guy seems to be complaining. Also the game has apparently decided he's your tough guy bounty hunter's brother for some reason.
Well, whatever, you'll go with it. You soon come to a river, and are promptly attacked by giant robots made of cardboard. The time to act is now!
The first turn goes to the whiny horned guy. Ugh. What are you going to have him do?
Crowstone Wrote:die of drowningYeah, screw this jerk. He doesn't deserve a brother as cool as your main character. You just walk him into the river.
The rest of your party blames the robots for his death and their stats increase greatly. You easily defeat the robots and continue on the trail.
The rest of the journey is fairly uneventful until you come to the mighty OREGON FORTRESS. This fortress is protected by the most fearsome warriors in all of Oregon, armed with the mightiest of cardboard weapons! If you claim it, victory is yours!
(At least until you start over to see if you get a more interesting party. Preferably without a whiny jerk.)
What's your plan of attack?
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