ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Contact your friend, Flighty Broad.

Friends? Man, you wish. Nobody wants to be friends with a guy called Zoosmell Pooplord. Heck, you wouldn't want a friend with that name.

But there is that one guy who keeps bugging you on the messenger program you installed in a vain effort to fool yourself into thinking you might find some form of companionship. He keeps telling you about this "exciting new game" coming out, even talked you into signing up for a beta. Which is supposed to be arriving in the mail soon.

Oh, hey, you haven't checked the mail today. Maybe it's already arrived.

Not that you particularly care. It's just some boring game about who-knows-what.

Anyways, that guy's not on right now, and you don't especially want to talk to him anyways. Usually he starts talking to you.

You decide to mess around with something else.

>illustrate a crocodile

You open up a drawing program and start making a picture of a crocodile.

It's really ugly. It ends up looking more like some sort of four-armed, three-legged lizardperson than a crocodile. Man, your art is almost as dumb as your name.

Well, this is just depressing. Maybe you should check the mail for that boring game after all, at least it won't make you feel terrible about yourself. Probably.

You are now a four-armed, three-legged lizardperson. A strange package has arrived on your doorstep. You fear it may be the game foretold of in the prophecies - the one which will spell doom for your civilization if it is ever played.

Obviously you don't want to doom your civilization, but damned if you aren't curious about what sort of game it is.

What will you do?