ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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The cat stole it. Beat it up.

You eye the cat warily. Its behavior is certainly suspicious. It probably hid in your throat so you wouldn't suspect it of hat theft!

Well, you outsmarted that cat! You rush at it, preparing to take your hat back by force.

This plan fails when it starts chewing on your foot. You try to pull it off, and awkwardly stumble towards the window in the process. You finally manage to get the cat off, but fall partway out the window. From your new vantage point, you see the enemy agent getting in his car outside.

THAT GUY STOLE IT

Wait... Yes! That enemy agent! You were after him for some reason that you're sure you'll remember by the time you catch up to him. No doubt he stole your hat in an attempt to divert your attention away from him!

Why, that fiend! How dare he abuse the connection between man and hat? You're going to get him!

You leap out the window hoping to pursue, and land in a heap on the sidewalk. A moment later, you start limping after his car, which is fortunately moving quite slowly for some reason.

> Be the guy wearing the hat.

You cannot be the guy wearing the hat because you are too busy being Zoosmell Pooplord again. Shortly after you got bored of looking for your hat, you got bored of trying to figure out where your dad works and went back home to mess around on your computer.

So what are you going to do now?