ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> Hope the air conditioning blows you out the window.

You hope. You hope really hard.

And then the air conditioning suddenly dies. Okay, hoping didn't work, time for a new plan!

Use Hat Power to teleport

You decide to be more active. You're going to use your Hat Power in order to teleport!

Oh, wait... you don't have enough MYSTERIOUS HAT KNOWLEDGE to activate Hat Powers yet! Darn, looks like you need a new plan.

Get stolen by a random patient.

Before you can come up with a new plan, though, a patient runs up and grabs you before fleeing the hospital. You have no idea what they want or where they're headed.

You are now some idiot, and you have just regained consciousness. You are breathing fire and...

HACK COUGH HACK

...and you just coughed up a cat. Which is now eating the floor. Wow, that's one hungry cat.

Wait, how did you know that was a cat? You don't think you've ever seen a picture of a cat before, or even heard of one.

Oh, and you're still breathing fire. Seems it happens every time you exhale. You're not sure what the deal is with that, but you have a more pressing concern.

Namely, your hat, your one true and loyal companion through these many ordeals, has gone missing! And you need to go find it!

But where could it possibly be?