ZooStuck

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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use your new power of running over cars to run over traffic and get to work quickly

You decide to just run there. If any car gets in your way, that's their problem, right? You've got a job to do!

You rush out of the police station and run right into the street and ow that didn't work quite the way you planned it. You end up on the roof of a car, which by a fortunate coincidence is headed the same way you were.

Oh. They stop right outside HQ. The driver gets out... that's funny, he doesn't look like an agent you recognize. Is he a deliveryman or something?

Wait, what's that weird device he's taking out of the trunk? It looks like a pumpkin with a bunch of wires sticking out of it.

And who's he calling now?

And why is he constantly doing pelvic thrusts?

"I have placed the transmitter. The satellite has picked up its location? Good. Test it now."

In a moment, the strange pumpkin simply disappears.

"It is a success!" the pelvic-thrusting stranger declares. "In the next twenty-four hours, every pumpkin in this building will vanish as well! And then nothing will stop us from making every pumpkin in the world disappear!"

He laughs maniacally, then pauses.

"Next mission? Certainly. Set the entire world on fire? It may take a while, but it should be no problem. I just have to make a quick stop by the hospital to find my pet first."

Uh-oh. This must be an enemy agent! And he's planning to eradicate every pumpkin in the world from existence! Which is a problem, because your agency uses pumpkins as a power source for some reason you were never very clear on.

Fortunately, he hasn't noticed you yet. You may have a chance to take action. What are you going to do?