Re: ZooStuck (U4G)
02-01-2013, 05:10 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
You've tried asking him about it, but every time, the answer was the same: "I can't explain that until your 13th birthday."
Man, you just want to know how you ended up with a stupid name. Why do you have to wait until your 13th birthday? That's so far away...
...Wait a minute. That's today!
You've made a decision! Today you're going to ask your father how you ended up with the name Zoosmell Pooplord, and you're not taking no for an answer! Or yes, for that matter, because "How come I'm named Zoosmell Pooplord?" isn't a Yes/No question.
You grab your hat and head out, because your father's hardly ever around. Not even on your birthday. He's always busy with "work", but what does he even do? Probably something stupid involving ties.
You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's hat. Your owner is trying to find his father and learn the origins of his stupid name. For mysterious reasons that you only know because you are a hat, you cannot allow this to happen today. What will you do?
Quote:Zoosmell PooplordYes, your name is Zoosmell Pooplord. It has been a great embarrassment throughout your life. You have often wondered how exactly you ended up with such a terrible name. You're pretty sure your father doesn't actually hate you, after all.
You've tried asking him about it, but every time, the answer was the same: "I can't explain that until your 13th birthday."
Man, you just want to know how you ended up with a stupid name. Why do you have to wait until your 13th birthday? That's so far away...
...Wait a minute. That's today!
You've made a decision! Today you're going to ask your father how you ended up with the name Zoosmell Pooplord, and you're not taking no for an answer! Or yes, for that matter, because "How come I'm named Zoosmell Pooplord?" isn't a Yes/No question.
You grab your hat and head out, because your father's hardly ever around. Not even on your birthday. He's always busy with "work", but what does he even do? Probably something stupid involving ties.
You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's hat. Your owner is trying to find his father and learn the origins of his stupid name. For mysterious reasons that you only know because you are a hat, you cannot allow this to happen today. What will you do?
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