The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Everyone: Run repeatedly into walls and receive brain damage.

Taking charge, you order everyone to partake in a pointless escape plan.



Oh. Darn. It looks like it worked.



And now this guy is talking to you. You think that whatever he's talking about might be important, so you ignore it.



Oh, and now he's attacking you. What will you do?

>Get ye flask. Ye English flask, in this case.

You get the flask. You think it could be very useful!



So you won't actually be doing anything with it.

>Dr. N Seyn: Have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything that's been going on.

It's all quite simple, really. To begin with, you took the Inflatable Amulet of Pomposity from the Temple of Pointlessness so you could use it in one of your inventions. Namely, the Exploding Amulet Polisher.



Then, Nopor Puss was brought to your laboratory so you could treat the injuries he gave himself when he came to your laboratory. Which you did, with explosions. You then ended up following him into a strange forest.



After some time in the forest, Nopor Puss gave you a massage with a strange potion.



The potion had a delayed effect that changed you into a copy of him and rendered you unconscious.



Later, when you drank the lake water, that undid the potion's effect and turned you back to normal.



Some time later, some villain who said his name is Random ordered his robot minions to capture you, for purposes which are no doubt sinister.



From what you were able to gather from his ramblings, you think it has something to do with some strange crystals that Nopor Puss and Whatever found and gained mysterious powers from.



And now you've escaped and are confronting the villain who captured you, and you're working on improving this evil space fortress by converting it into an exploding evil space fortress. That pretty much covers everything anyone could want to know.

>Nopor Puss:All this walking and teleporting around is making you feel extremely tired.

Do some pushups.

You're starting to feel exhausted. You haven't gotten any actual rest outside of falling unconscious.



So you opt to do push-ups because there's no reason to when you're this tired. The flask falls out of your inventory as you do.



It then occurs to you that exercising could build up your strength and stamina, so you stop doing that. Instead, you watch television, which is pointless because there's no television here.

>Holy shit was that an helicopter??!?

You're pretty sure it was, yes. In fact, you're so sure of it that it would be pointless to go back to the forest to check. So naturally, that's what you're going to do!



You decide that the most pointless way to return to the forest is to find a way to drop this evil space fortress on it, because that would be highly dangerous and you'd have no idea how to ensure you landed in the forest, and also you don't actually even know that this evil fortress is in space at all.



And you also have no idea how you'd drop the evil space fortress in the first place, making it even more pointless to try it!



Oh, and on top of all that, you're still in the middle of a battle, which has now expanded to include Random's robot henchmen. You forgot that because there was no reason to.

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SpoilerThere's still a few commands I didn't get to, but I figured I'd taken enough time with this update already and this was a decent stopping point. As usual, feel free to make commands in the meantime, since they will probably be pointlessly out of context by the time I get to them. Hopefully I'll catch up next update.

Oh, and thanks to Epamynondas for the kind words! I really appreciate them.