The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

---

SpoilerShow

So occasionally I do this thing where I have more commands than I want to deal with and I just post some of them and then I do the rest in a later update. Or sometimes more than one.

This script was looking fairly long, so I'm going to do that. Feel free to make suggestions based on the current state of things, I will then work them in at whatever stage we're at after I work through the queue, no matter how little sense they make in context.

Nothing. Just sit there, stock still, and do nothing, after all this setting up.

You do absolutely nothing as the wedding proceeds.



Dr. N. Seyn doesn't seem to notice. It looks like if you just keep doing this, the wedding will go perfectly! You'd better do something pointless, and fast!

Get married! It's pointless to sabotage a wedding by getting married.

Wait, that's perfect! Since you want to sabotage the wedding, it's pointless to actually take part in it! So that's what you'll do!



You immediately say "I do."



Dr. N. Seyn then gets confused. Was that part of the ceremony? He decides to start over.



Well, drat. You successfully delayed the wedding. You'd better try something else.

Eat the bride.

You eat the bride.



However, since the bride doesn't actually exist, this doesn't interfere with the ceremony at all.

Random: Escape with the bride.

You are now Random. Your cloaking device and hover-boots are working perfectly. None of the others have noticed you sneaking about.



You just left the secret underwater dungeon, and took the Magic Bride (also known as a Magic Bridle) from within. With its power, the world will soon tremble at your feet!



You head off to begin your evil scheme. Mwahahaha!