Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
07-24-2011, 11:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2014, 07:53 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
![[Image: command47a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47a.png)
Good idea! It's really random to punch absolutely everything when only a tree is attacking you!
![[Image: command47b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47b.png)
You punch the guy who sent the tree after you.
![[Image: command47c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47c.png)
He doesn't seem pleased.
![[Image: command47d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47d.png)
He decides to run off. As he does, the tree calms down.
![[Image: command47e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47e.png)
You punch it anyways. There's a lot of everything to punch, after all!
![[Image: command47f.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47f.png)
You wail like a fish. This is very pointless!
![[Image: command47g.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47g.png)
Then you throw Dr. N. Seyn into the cave, since there's no reason to do that.
![[Image: command47h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47h.png)
Hey, who's that guy? And why does he seem to be in such a hurry?
![[Image: command47i.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47i.png)
Well, whoever he is, he's probably not feeling too great right now.
![[Image: command47j.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47j.png)
You ask the Nopor Puss who isn't around any more to marry you.
![[Image: command47k.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47k.png)
You don't hear an answer. So obviously, there's no reason to think he agreed!
![[Image: command47l.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47l.png)
Dr. N. Seyn begins preparing the wedding ceremony.
![[Image: command47m.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47m.png)
Whatever arrives just in time to be made best man, since there's no reason to ask your biggest rival to be your best man.
![[Image: command47n.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47n.png)
That other guy is still unconscious and you have no idea who he is.
![[Image: command47o.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47o.png)
So clearly it's pointless to make him the Maid of Honor!
![[Image: command47p.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47p.png)
The ceremony is about to begin! But you're worried that it will go off perfectly. What can you do to sabotage the wedding?
Plet53 Wrote:>PUNCH.
EVERYTHING
![[Image: command47a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47a.png)
Good idea! It's really random to punch absolutely everything when only a tree is attacking you!
![[Image: command47b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47b.png)
You punch the guy who sent the tree after you.
![[Image: command47c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47c.png)
He doesn't seem pleased.
![[Image: command47d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47d.png)
He decides to run off. As he does, the tree calms down.
![[Image: command47e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47e.png)
You punch it anyways. There's a lot of everything to punch, after all!
Xander Wrote:Wail like a fish and throw Dr. N Seyn in the cave.
![[Image: command47f.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47f.png)
You wail like a fish. This is very pointless!
![[Image: command47g.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47g.png)
Then you throw Dr. N. Seyn into the cave, since there's no reason to do that.
![[Image: command47h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47h.png)
Hey, who's that guy? And why does he seem to be in such a hurry?
![[Image: command47i.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47i.png)
Well, whoever he is, he's probably not feeling too great right now.
Fakeimposter Wrote:Nopor Puss: Marry Nopor Puss
![[Image: command47j.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47j.png)
You ask the Nopor Puss who isn't around any more to marry you.
![[Image: command47k.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47k.png)
You don't hear an answer. So obviously, there's no reason to think he agreed!
Fakeimposter Wrote:Dr N: Conduct the wedding ceremony! You have a medical degree somehow and that PRACTICALLY makes you a priest. And this will be the best wedding, full of romantic explosions and insane rants...
![[Image: command47l.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47l.png)
Dr. N. Seyn begins preparing the wedding ceremony.
![[Image: command47m.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47m.png)
Whatever arrives just in time to be made best man, since there's no reason to ask your biggest rival to be your best man.
![[Image: command47n.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47n.png)
That other guy is still unconscious and you have no idea who he is.
![[Image: command47o.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47o.png)
So clearly it's pointless to make him the Maid of Honor!
![[Image: command47p.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command47p.png)
The ceremony is about to begin! But you're worried that it will go off perfectly. What can you do to sabotage the wedding?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse