Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
07-24-2011, 11:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2014, 07:53 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Good idea! It's really random to punch absolutely everything when only a tree is attacking you!
You punch the guy who sent the tree after you.
He doesn't seem pleased.
He decides to run off. As he does, the tree calms down.
You punch it anyways. There's a lot of everything to punch, after all!
You wail like a fish. This is very pointless!
Then you throw Dr. N. Seyn into the cave, since there's no reason to do that.
Hey, who's that guy? And why does he seem to be in such a hurry?
Well, whoever he is, he's probably not feeling too great right now.
You ask the Nopor Puss who isn't around any more to marry you.
You don't hear an answer. So obviously, there's no reason to think he agreed!
Dr. N. Seyn begins preparing the wedding ceremony.
Whatever arrives just in time to be made best man, since there's no reason to ask your biggest rival to be your best man.
That other guy is still unconscious and you have no idea who he is.
So clearly it's pointless to make him the Maid of Honor!
The ceremony is about to begin! But you're worried that it will go off perfectly. What can you do to sabotage the wedding?
Plet53 Wrote:>PUNCH.
EVERYTHING
Good idea! It's really random to punch absolutely everything when only a tree is attacking you!
You punch the guy who sent the tree after you.
He doesn't seem pleased.
He decides to run off. As he does, the tree calms down.
You punch it anyways. There's a lot of everything to punch, after all!
Xander Wrote:Wail like a fish and throw Dr. N Seyn in the cave.
You wail like a fish. This is very pointless!
Then you throw Dr. N. Seyn into the cave, since there's no reason to do that.
Hey, who's that guy? And why does he seem to be in such a hurry?
Well, whoever he is, he's probably not feeling too great right now.
Fakeimposter Wrote:Nopor Puss: Marry Nopor Puss
You ask the Nopor Puss who isn't around any more to marry you.
You don't hear an answer. So obviously, there's no reason to think he agreed!
Fakeimposter Wrote:Dr N: Conduct the wedding ceremony! You have a medical degree somehow and that PRACTICALLY makes you a priest. And this will be the best wedding, full of romantic explosions and insane rants...
Dr. N. Seyn begins preparing the wedding ceremony.
Whatever arrives just in time to be made best man, since there's no reason to ask your biggest rival to be your best man.
That other guy is still unconscious and you have no idea who he is.
So clearly it's pointless to make him the Maid of Honor!
The ceremony is about to begin! But you're worried that it will go off perfectly. What can you do to sabotage the wedding?
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