The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Tell Whatever about that time you took LSD, and now you're orange juice forever.

You tell Whatever about your experiences with drugs.



Except you never took any drugs, because it was more pointless to hallucinate without taking any actual hallucinogens.



So instead you just drank orange juice and then hallucinated that you were orange juice, and have continued to do so to this day.



Whatever thinks that sounds really random. He rejoins the party!

Blame fairies.

You have never encountered any fairies or seen any proof that they even exist.



So it is clearly pointless to blame them for your problems, and consequently you decide to do that.

Also, seeing as how we'll probably never return to that mysterious ruinsey area, or even talk about it, we have no real reason to figure out a proper way to refer to it.

I vote we call it England.

Good idea. You make a mental note to never mention the ruins of England again, or to visit it.

>Set fire to the dirt

You have nothing to set it on fire with!



Well, you could use this torch on the wall.



But it's more pointless to set it on fire with nothing, so you do that instead.

Put out that torch on the wall. It's pointfully making you see things.

Good idea!



The room goes dark.

Then, once it's out, put it out with the potion.

You left the potion outside the cave.



And, of course, using a potion you no longer have to extinguish a torch that's already out is pointless, so that's exactly what you do. To make it even more pointless, you just put the nonexistent potion under the torch instead of pouring it.



This inexplicably lights the room up again.



So you decide to stumble around like you're still in the dark.

After that, leave and pour the potion in the lake, then jump in and jump back out.

You have no apparent means of leaving this cavern!



So obviously you will attempt to follow this command regardless of its impossibility.



Somehow you manage to pour the potion in the lake despite being nowhere near said lake. Not that you realize this.



And... apparently you managed to jump in, too? Okay, I'm just confused now.

Nopor Puss: After you've jumped into the lake, look for a different lake to jump out of.

You jump out of an underground lake in the cavern... but you're already there...?



This is extremely confusing, and consequently you are not puzzled by it in the least. You join your own party.

Then jump back out of the original lake surface since it would be very pointless to discover a secret underwater passage and not discover what's at the end of it.

You, you, and Whatever jump out of the lake, without having jumped in any lakes in the first place.



I have no idea what's going on any more.

Suddenly Dragons! None of them! Nowhere in sight! You must destroy them!

And to top it off, you are suddenly attacked by zero Invisible Dragons. What will you do?