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The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
Dragon Fogel
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Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
10-19-2010, 12:46 AM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2014, 07:31 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

Anomaly Wrote:> Guzzle that potion. It doesn't matter what's in it. Do it anyway.
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You drink the potion without a second thought!

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The potion restores you to full health! However, you were already at full health, so this has no effect.

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Wait... The potion bottle mysteriously refilled itself! And the potion seems different this time.

Gustave Wrote:>Use the potion like shampoo.
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Not bothering to question the refilling properties of the bottle, you pour the potion into your hair.

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Well, that was strange. And also pointless.

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The bottle refills again.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Give Doctor N Seyn deep-muscle massage using the potion as oil. This option causes the most awkwardness and wastes the potion, making it the most pointless option.
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You come up with a new way to attempt to use up the potion, since you evidently have an endless amount.

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You start using it as oil to give Dr. N. Seyn a massage. Pointlessly, you do this while he still has all his clothes on.

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Dr. N. Seyn finds this whole situation very awkward. He is now far too nervous to recommend that you give him the bottle so he can make it explode.

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Once again, the bottle refills itself upon emptying.

Dfaran Wrote:>Pour the potion into the pond.
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In yet another failed attempt at using up this potion, you pour it into the water.

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The water changes color.

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And the potion refills itself again.

zeddidragon Wrote:>Pour the probably deadly acid in the water, then drown yourself.
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You pour the potion into the water again.

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This time, the water returns to normal.

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And once again, the potion refills.

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You then jump into the water, planning to drown yourself.

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Wait... what's going on?

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You appear in a strange and ornate palace.

Epamynondas Wrote:>Hug Whatever for being such great antagonist.
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Whatever is not here! So you give him a hug.

eerr Wrote:You could actually get something done in this grassy area! you must sally into the cave to allow furthur pointless activities.
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That's right! Why, you've already discovered some mysterious ruins. Who knows what else you might find!

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So you head back to the forest...

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And enter the cave.

Xander Wrote:breathe underwater.
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There is no water here!

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So you breathe as though you were underwater, and soon fall unconscious because you don't have gills.

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You wake up in a small room. The only visible exits are blocked off by cave-ins. Whatever is also here. What will you do now?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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SAGE - by OTTO - 06-21-2009, 05:13 AM
Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss! - by Dragon Fogel - 10-19-2010, 12:46 AM