Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
09-25-2010, 03:15 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2014, 07:27 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
You can't reach the log while you're being held by the crab, so you try to hide in the log anyway.
You then make a lot of noise so you can be found. This startles the crab and causes it to drop you. Drat! You can move freely again!
You make an attack where it will be the least effective! The crab is unfazed.
Meanwhile, Dr. N. Seyn thinks about how to make the crab explode.
You enter heated negotiations with the crab over which of you gets the rights to trade with anybody!
The crab pays no attention to your ramblings and simply growls menacingly.
You conclude that this means you have failed in your negotiations, and so the crab has all your trading rights.
You begin telling the crab how delicious you taste.
It seems your words have gotten the crab quite hungry!
You decide to throw your labcoat at the crab to protect it from the explosion, because you see no reason why the labcoat would be explosion-proof.
Suddenly, the labcoat explodes, blowing the crab to bits!
The crab leaves a strange potion behind.
Also, defeating it raised the Point Meter by 2.
Well, now what will you do?
Dfaran Wrote:>Hide in the log. Make sure you make a lot of noise while hiding, just in case there was something to hide from after all.
You can't reach the log while you're being held by the crab, so you try to hide in the log anyway.
You then make a lot of noise so you can be found. This startles the crab and causes it to drop you. Drat! You can move freely again!
Dfaran Wrote:>Attack its strong point for minimal damage.
You make an attack where it will be the least effective! The crab is unfazed.
Meanwhile, Dr. N. Seyn thinks about how to make the crab explode.
Dfaran Wrote:>Negotiate with crab over trading rights.
You enter heated negotiations with the crab over which of you gets the rights to trade with anybody!
The crab pays no attention to your ramblings and simply growls menacingly.
You conclude that this means you have failed in your negotiations, and so the crab has all your trading rights.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Describe how delicious you are to the crab
You begin telling the crab how delicious you taste.
It seems your words have gotten the crab quite hungry!
zeddidragon Wrote:>Shield the crab from the explosion, THEN explode.
You decide to throw your labcoat at the crab to protect it from the explosion, because you see no reason why the labcoat would be explosion-proof.
Suddenly, the labcoat explodes, blowing the crab to bits!
The crab leaves a strange potion behind.
Also, defeating it raised the Point Meter by 2.
Well, now what will you do?
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