The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Find a rapier and a file. Proceed to file down the rapier at the tip point, thus making the rapier pointless.

Of course, use the paper information type file as opposed to the type that would actually be effective. Be sure that it's a file that will be important later on first.

You ask Dr. N. Seyn if he has any important files you can ruin, or any rapiers.



He hands you a file on the Inflatable Amulet of Pomposity, which he has been unsuccessfully trying to make explode.



He also hands you an exploding rapier.



You then put them down and proceed to file down a non-existent rapier with a non-existent file instead.

Nopor Puss: Even better, use the rapier to whittle down the file.

Oh! That's a good idea. That is an important file, after all.



However, the rapier explodes before you can get near it.



You then proceed to whittle down the file with a non-existent rapier.

Whatever: At a random moment, use the crystal to transform into a Super Ice Dragon, since that's obviously what the crystal does.

That sounds like a pretty random conclusion to arrive at. And fun, too!



You make a note to try it out at some random time in the future.



But right now isn't nearly random enough. You'd better wait.

Try to interact with the Point Meter.

Oh man! That would be pretty random! You should do that after you find Nopor Puss again. You could just go back and wait outside the doctor's office for him, of course, but that wouldn't be very random.

Various suggestions involving wearing/transforming into nonexistent suits of armor.

You start stuffing yourself into various nonexistent suits of armor in a pointlessly specific order.



You are now not stuck in any suits of armor at all, so you ask Dr. N. Seyn to push you around as if you were.

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More updates to come! Still working my way through the suggestions.