Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
07-06-2009, 03:22 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-28-2014, 05:02 PM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
![[Image: command26a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command26a.png)
You kiss Whatever right on the lips. Neither of you enjoys this for romantic reasons, so you find it pointless and he finds it random. So you're both pleased with the results!
![[Image: command26b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command26b.png)
Somewhere in the multiverse, a bad slashfic is written about this moment.
![[Image: command26c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command26c.png)
Inside the teleporter, the strange man is surfing the Multiversal Internet while waiting for you to come in so he can teleport you out of Hell. He figures eventually you'll arbitrarily decide that entering it is the most pointless thing to do.
![[Image: command26d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command26d.png)
Suddenly, he comes across the slashfic.
![[Image: command26e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command26e.png)
The strange man leaves the teleporter. He seems somewhat disturbed.
Sarah Wrote:Give Whatever a big kiss. [img]images/smilies/icon_heartbeat.gif[/img] Since you're (presumably) not gay, it's pointless to give another man (and your rival, no less) a sign of affection.
You kiss Whatever right on the lips. Neither of you enjoys this for romantic reasons, so you find it pointless and he finds it random. So you're both pleased with the results!
Somewhere in the multiverse, a bad slashfic is written about this moment.
Inside the teleporter, the strange man is surfing the Multiversal Internet while waiting for you to come in so he can teleport you out of Hell. He figures eventually you'll arbitrarily decide that entering it is the most pointless thing to do.
Suddenly, he comes across the slashfic.
The strange man leaves the teleporter. He seems somewhat disturbed.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse