Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
07-04-2009, 10:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-28-2014, 04:55 PM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
You can't do that! Not only would it stop being an ever-present threat, it would also taste delicious!
You do not respond to this command. This means that you actually responded to the command not to respond to a command, and thus the entire incident with the Lesser Paradox Beast was pointless.
This has no effect on the Point Meter, because you previously sabotaged it to make sure it never goes down.
You decide to cuddle the fire.
Unfortunately, it burns out just as you're about to begin, so this will not set you on fire.
However, attempting to cuddle a fire that isn't there is still pointless, so that's what you do!
Sarah Wrote:Eat the point meter.
You can't do that! Not only would it stop being an ever-present threat, it would also taste delicious!
g0m Wrote:Attempt to "penis"
You do not respond to this command. This means that you actually responded to the command not to respond to a command, and thus the entire incident with the Lesser Paradox Beast was pointless.
This has no effect on the Point Meter, because you previously sabotaged it to make sure it never goes down.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Cuddle the fire
You decide to cuddle the fire.
Unfortunately, it burns out just as you're about to begin, so this will not set you on fire.
However, attempting to cuddle a fire that isn't there is still pointless, so that's what you do!
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