Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
06-07-2009, 09:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-20-2014, 07:14 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Well, you're only wearing the cape. So you'll have to spend a turn putting the helmet back on before you can take it off!
Wait... What? It seems you may have done something non-pointless!
The wizard unleashes his spell!
But the power of your helmet reflects it back, causing severe damage to the wizard!
The wizard is destroyed by his own spell! Oh, great, now you've gone and done something useful.
You level up. Of course, you don't get any stat boosts or new abilities, so leveling up is pointless for you!
It seems the wizard has left behind a strange crystal.
But never mind that! You've still got to take off your helmet and cape!
Defeating the wizard has raised your Point Meter by 5.
It's much more pointless to just hold it in. Besides, you want to get this adventure rated M without doing anything remotely controversial.
You can't find any traces of his cape! You chew on it anyway.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Take off the cape and helm, then stand there, staring pointlessly
Well, you're only wearing the cape. So you'll have to spend a turn putting the helmet back on before you can take it off!
Wait... What? It seems you may have done something non-pointless!
The wizard unleashes his spell!
But the power of your helmet reflects it back, causing severe damage to the wizard!
The wizard is destroyed by his own spell! Oh, great, now you've gone and done something useful.
You level up. Of course, you don't get any stat boosts or new abilities, so leveling up is pointless for you!
It seems the wizard has left behind a strange crystal.
But never mind that! You've still got to take off your helmet and cape!
Defeating the wizard has raised your Point Meter by 5.
Crowstone Wrote:>Urinate in his face
It's much more pointless to just hold it in. Besides, you want to get this adventure rated M without doing anything remotely controversial.
Kgummy Wrote:Chew on Yendor?'s cape.
You can't find any traces of his cape! You chew on it anyway.
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