Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
06-07-2009, 09:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-20-2014, 07:14 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
![[Image: command13a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13a.png)
Well, you're only wearing the cape. So you'll have to spend a turn putting the helmet back on before you can take it off!
![[Image: command13b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13b.png)
Wait... What? It seems you may have done something non-pointless!
![[Image: command13c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13c.png)
The wizard unleashes his spell!
![[Image: command13d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13d.png)
But the power of your helmet reflects it back, causing severe damage to the wizard!
![[Image: command13e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13e.png)
The wizard is destroyed by his own spell! Oh, great, now you've gone and done something useful.
![[Image: command13f.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13f.png)
You level up. Of course, you don't get any stat boosts or new abilities, so leveling up is pointless for you!
![[Image: command13g.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13g.png)
It seems the wizard has left behind a strange crystal.
![[Image: command13h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13h.png)
But never mind that! You've still got to take off your helmet and cape!
![[Image: command13i.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13i.png)
Defeating the wizard has raised your Point Meter by 5.
![[Image: command13h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13h.png)
It's much more pointless to just hold it in. Besides, you want to get this adventure rated M without doing anything remotely controversial.
![[Image: command13j.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13j.png)
You can't find any traces of his cape! You chew on it anyway.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Take off the cape and helm, then stand there, staring pointlessly
![[Image: command13a.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13a.png)
Well, you're only wearing the cape. So you'll have to spend a turn putting the helmet back on before you can take it off!
![[Image: command13b.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13b.png)
Wait... What? It seems you may have done something non-pointless!
![[Image: command13c.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13c.png)
The wizard unleashes his spell!
![[Image: command13d.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13d.png)
But the power of your helmet reflects it back, causing severe damage to the wizard!
![[Image: command13e.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13e.png)
The wizard is destroyed by his own spell! Oh, great, now you've gone and done something useful.
![[Image: command13f.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13f.png)
You level up. Of course, you don't get any stat boosts or new abilities, so leveling up is pointless for you!
![[Image: command13g.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13g.png)
It seems the wizard has left behind a strange crystal.
![[Image: command13h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13h.png)
But never mind that! You've still got to take off your helmet and cape!
![[Image: command13i.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13i.png)
Defeating the wizard has raised your Point Meter by 5.
Crowstone Wrote:>Urinate in his face
![[Image: command13h.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13h.png)
It's much more pointless to just hold it in. Besides, you want to get this adventure rated M without doing anything remotely controversial.
Kgummy Wrote:Chew on Yendor?'s cape.
![[Image: command13j.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73600486/Nopor%20Puss/command13j.png)
You can't find any traces of his cape! You chew on it anyway.
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