The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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use your key as a gun and shoot the chest at point blank range.

Make sure you aim at the ground so that the bullet can bounce at the chest. At point blank range.

What a pointless idea! It probably won't open the chest, and the recoil could be seriously harmful!



Of course, you're still pointlessly keeping the key pointed in the same direction, so the bullet doesn't go anywhere near the chest.



It keeps going for quite a while. Somewhere in the distance, the recently-damned soul of a GiantMonst hears a strange noise.

>Pointlessly do things that have a point

You decide to do things that have a point for the sake of filling your Point Meter... but wait, how will you do that without compromising your goal of pointlessness?

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> Twiddle your thumbs
> Take a bath in the lava.
> Play Russian Roulette with the key
> Remember the good times you had with Wet Sand
> Imagine
> Sample music
> See how much lava you can drink in one sitting
> Moonwalk
> Create an opera
> Waste your time (Playing video games)
> Make Origami
> Cough up blood
> See how many keys you can eat in one sitting
> Buy the latest issue of 'Hunk Rump'
> Become a Buddhist
> Cross into another MSPFA
> See how many chests you can eat in one sitting
> Preform comedy on broadway
> Stop the Kennedy Assassination
> Become a citizen of 'Hell'
> Ponder the number 42
> Wed the key, Have many children
> Become a cannibal
> Become a vegitarian
> Build a twinkie house
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That's it! You'll do a whole lot of things, some of them pointless, some of them not! That way, you can raise your Point Meter while still doing pointless things!



You start getting to work on your various tasks, pointless and not, in a blur of activity. You move so fast that you keep dropping your hat.



Once you're done, you check your Point Meter. You have gained 1 Point. Well, it looks like this will work if you do it for long enough, so you decide to pointlessly change your methods.

Attempt to eat the key.

You think about this, and decide it would be more pointless to wait until you're full before you eat it.

Use keysword to push chest into lava.

The chest is nice and heavy, so this is certainly a pointless enough task for you.



Whoops! You slipped. The key falls into the lock and opens the chest.



Inside the chest is a Fake Inflatable Amulet of Pomposity. You recall that you put the real one in plain sight and hid the fake one in a chest.