The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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I would have continued this sooner, but I was having trouble connecting to some websites this morning. MSPA was one of them.

Get keyblade and wear it as a hat.

With a ferocious GiantMonst around, it's pointless to waste time, so you do. You pick up an oversized key that's lying around and put it on your head. As you do, the GiantMonst cautiously advances; your strange antics seem to be frightening it.

>open chest

The chest is locked, and you haven't the faintest idea where you could possibly find a key to open it with. You decide to pointlessly attempt to open it anyways. The GiantMonst nervously takes another step forward.

...but it cannot see you, as you are hiding behind that pillar of flames, which will burn the Monst.

The flames are gone, the pedestal isn't that tall, and you're not standing behind it now anyways. So you have no reason to believe this. Therefore, you do! You decide to run in front of the pedestal so the GiantMonst can clearly see you. Even though you step directly on the pressure plate, though, the flames don't activate; you must need more force to trigger it. The GiantMonst is confused again and stops; you could easily catch it by surprise if you attacked now.

ride chest like a mechanical bull.

And since you could easily catch it by surprise, you instead run off and ride the chest like a mechanical bull. Actually, you've never ridden a mechanical bull before, so you're not really sure how to ride one, but you try anyways.



The GiantMonst, frustrated by your pointless actions, goes into a blind rage and lunges forward! It runs across the switch.



The GiantMonst stops just before it rams headfirst into the pedestal.



Unfortunately, that doesn't help when the switch activates. Apparently there's a slight delay.



The GiantMonst is slain.



Because you have destroyed a dangerous monster, which could potentially have harmed you or somebody else, you have done something non-pointless. As a punishment, your Point Meter increases by 2. Something will happen when it reaches 100, and you intend to avoid that for as long as possible.