Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

Brief him on your new-found education. He'll surely reconsider when you tell him that. Just like the blacksmith.

Oh, an excellent idea! It's always important to share knowledge!

B is for Briefing!

Pardon me, sir! A is for Abbott and B is for Battleaxe!

"...So what? I don't see..."

Wait! Something's stirring in my mind. I think I understand a new letter!

C is for Criminal! Namely, you!

You have taught the children about the letter C!
3/26 letters taught!

"What are you on about? Have you gone mad?"

Bombard the burglar with Barry.

B is for Barbarian!

I'll just lift up Barry, who weighs at least twice as much as I do...

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Oof! This plan isn't working very well. Fortunately, the criminal seems confused for the moment.

Bluff that you'll Beckon the guards!

Ah, yes! B is for Bluff!

"What?"

If you don't stand down and tell me how to sneak into the castle, I'll call the guards here!

"...You just shouted that you were going to bluff. Why should I believe you?"

Oh. That's a good point. Perhaps I should have thought this through more carefully.

Well, on the plus side, I have a new letter to work with now. What should I do with it?