Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
09-30-2011, 01:19 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
"Listen, honey," he replies gruffly. "It takes a lot of gull to suggest I can be bought. If you're not going to deal with me honestly, you can just buzz off."
"It's standard proseadure," he says, still upset. "And I have to say, I've had enough of your misbeehavior. You're clearly not Bee-curity, so explain why you're here and maybee I'll let you off easy."
The seagull doesn't appear to be deseaved by your story.
"That's it, I've had enough out of you. I'm putting you beehind bars!"
INITIATING COMB-AT
Enemy:
Seacurity Guard: ??? HP
You've entered comb-at with the Seacurity Guard! What will you do?
Wheeeeeeatthins Wrote:Give him a bribeeYou offer the seagull a "sweet deal" if he lets you in.
see look I put an extra e at the end and now it has bee in it
"Listen, honey," he replies gruffly. "It takes a lot of gull to suggest I can be bought. If you're not going to deal with me honestly, you can just buzz off."
bobthepen Wrote:> Curdle your lip at him and wax him whey he needs to see a badge.You take on a beelligerent tone and demand an explanation from him.
"It's standard proseadure," he says, still upset. "And I have to say, I've had enough of your misbeehavior. You're clearly not Bee-curity, so explain why you're here and maybee I'll let you off easy."
Wojjan Wrote:> Look I just hive my orders okay! Do you wanna anger the beeg boss?You tell the seagull that you're here on official beesness, but suggest that it's a combvert operation and you might have to write up a diseaplinary report if he doesn't let you in.
The seagull doesn't appear to be deseaved by your story.
"That's it, I've had enough out of you. I'm putting you beehind bars!"
INITIATING COMB-AT
Enemy:
Seacurity Guard: ??? HP
You've entered comb-at with the Seacurity Guard! What will you do?
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I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse