Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
09-27-2010, 09:37 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
However, he's interrupted as Ringo Scarrab leaves his dressing room. "Hey, what's the problem here, Hops?"
"Another fan, sir," he croaks at the superstar. "Trying to get in to see you."
Ringo notices your MBee3 player. "Hmm. Looks like she might need our help. Give me a moment here." He walks past the frog and takes a good look at you.
"So you've got one of the Bee-shop's players, right? Nice guy, I know he doesn't give those out to just anyone. You're looking for our help so you can use our song's power. Well, I can't just agree to that right off, but I can give you a chance to earn it."
"What do I have to do?" you ask, eagerly.
"Pretty simple," he replies.
You agree, and are quickly put on the stage! The fans fill the seats, waiting to hear what you've got.
What will you sing?
Wheeeeeeatthins Wrote:Go back into the crowd, there are some fine groupies out there. In fact, I think that one over there is a virgin. If you put on the right moves, you might be able to get her in flowerbed and break her hymenoptera
Dfaran Wrote:>Insist that you're Paullen McCartbee's brother.Perhaps some readers are in need of a reminder. You are a female worker bee named Beeverly, and you are infertile. You are not going to pass for anybody's brother, and your infertility has made you generally unrom-ant-ic.
omegawill Wrote:Try to get beetwixt (betwixt) the fans, to get to the front of the queue. Tell the bouncer: "Honey, hive (I've) been through too much to put up with your bumble-ing and drone-ing on. Let me through. I'm not pollen your leg, I'm serious. I'm not about to Colletidae (call it a day) on this one. Step aside, or one of us is going to end up in Allodapine (a lotta pain). I'm not just going to be s-ting down and taking this. Let me through to see the band, I'm on important bee's knees (business)."The frog looks down at you skeptically and croaks, "No exceptions, sister. The band is busy as bees."
However, he's interrupted as Ringo Scarrab leaves his dressing room. "Hey, what's the problem here, Hops?"
"Another fan, sir," he croaks at the superstar. "Trying to get in to see you."
Ringo notices your MBee3 player. "Hmm. Looks like she might need our help. Give me a moment here." He walks past the frog and takes a good look at you.
"So you've got one of the Bee-shop's players, right? Nice guy, I know he doesn't give those out to just anyone. You're looking for our help so you can use our song's power. Well, I can't just agree to that right off, but I can give you a chance to earn it."
"What do I have to do?" you ask, eagerly.
"Pretty simple," he replies.
eerr Wrote:Take the stage, Bee the star!"Get up there and sing a song! One of ours, somebody else's, something of your own creation - doesn't matter! I just want to see if you can sing. If you can, then I can promise the Beetles will help you out. You up for it?"
You agree, and are quickly put on the stage! The fans fill the seats, waiting to hear what you've got.
What will you sing?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse