Bee Puns Text Adventure

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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> See if he has an MBee3 player. You'll need some good beets for your adventure. Perhaps the Bee-52s, or maybe the Beetles?

As a matter of fact, he does! You purchase the MBee3 player, and go to the bTunes site to download some songs by the Bee-52s and the Beetles, as well as various other popular insect bands.

"This is a blessed MBee3 Player," the Bee-shop tells you. "It will lend you special abilities based on the songs on it, but you must convince the artists of the songs to allow you to use those powers. Until then, it just plays catchy tunes."

You remember that the Beetles had a concert near here! Maybe you should check that out?

Or your favorite Male teenage singer! Justin Beever (was that joke already made?)

UGH. There is no way you are putting Justin Bee-ber on your MBee3 Player, even if his music somehow turns out to hold the key to saving the world. Forget that. You have some standards.

Are you ready to leave and resume your quest?