Bee Puns Text Adventure

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Maybe follow the path of Beesus and seek guidance at the Ab-bee in the next field

Deciding you need spiritual advice on your quest, you go to the Ab-bee. The monk-bees there have all taken a vow of silence, so they won't be abuzz with any news, but you feel closer to Beesus Christ, and perhaps your prayers will be stronger.

> Attempt to channel the spirit of one of the thirteen Abeestles and seek their wisdom.

You attempt to do so, strengthened by the spiritual power of the Ab-bee. As you pray, you find yourself hearing a message: "Go see the Bee-shop."

Oh, yes! The Bee-shop, the highest religious authority in your area, and also the leading merchant for insect customers. It has never occurred to you or any other bees that there is any sort of conflict between these two facts. You should probably go and look for him.

> Find any or all of these figures for a starting point.

There are plenty of them all over the Ab-bee, as they are symbols of Beesus Christ.

>Start in Beenezuela.

You're already there! There is also nothing at all unusual about beavers living in Beenezuela, and you have no idea why anyone would think otherwise.

> Check down by the old garbeege dump on the outskirts of the beeg city!

You bid farewell to the Ab-bee and look at the dump. There's a lot of trash, and flies buzzing around, but nothing that seems to offer any clues to the pollen. The Bee-shop isn't far from here, though; maybe you should pay him a visit?

>Go to universibee and get a degbee.

As much as you value higher education, you don't have time to do that while you're on a Royal Quest!

>You feel odd without pollen on you legs. Itch your beesiness.

At the dump? No way! You already feel uncomfortable with all these flies around, you don't want to do anything that personal while they might be watching.