Re: Duct Tape
12-30-2011, 03:19 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
"This document is clearly a forgery," he says, adjusting his glasses. "What exactly do you hope to accomplish with this?"
Uh-oh! How did he ever see through your clever ruse? You'll need to act fast to get out of trouble!
"Pardon me," the Duct Tape Lawyer says, "let's have a look at that cease-and-desist order."
He glances it over.
"Well, this seems clear cut to me," he says. "Hey, how much do you guys pay? This cheapskate hasn't even given me a retainer."
This isn't going quite how you planned.
"Are you done playing with duct tape, or are you going to agree to cease performances of this show of yours?"
Oh right, you still have that guy to deal with.
Oh no! The lead duct tape actor has run off! This won't do, you were just about to watch his SHOCKING REVELATION. How will you and your endless supply of duct tape finish the show?
Spoiler
Solaris Wrote:Make a constitution out of duct tape that says that the copying of characters is okay as long as they are made out of duct tape.You quickly present the lawyer with a hastily-prepared duct tape constitution, and point him to Article 32C.
"This document is clearly a forgery," he says, adjusting his glasses. "What exactly do you hope to accomplish with this?"
Uh-oh! How did he ever see through your clever ruse? You'll need to act fast to get out of trouble!
Ixcalibur Wrote:> Only Duct Tape Lawyer can save you nooooow!In desperation, you make your own lawyer out of duct tape.
"Pardon me," the Duct Tape Lawyer says, "let's have a look at that cease-and-desist order."
He glances it over.
"Well, this seems clear cut to me," he says. "Hey, how much do you guys pay? This cheapskate hasn't even given me a retainer."
This isn't going quite how you planned.
Lazro Wrote:Duct-tape the LAWYER's MOUTH shut.Quickly, you shove duct tape over the Duct Tape Lawyer's mouth before he gets you in even more trouble. The other lawyer just stares at you.
"Are you done playing with duct tape, or are you going to agree to cease performances of this show of yours?"
Oh right, you still have that guy to deal with.
Fengar Wrote:>Duct tape him to your basement. Problem solved.You grab some duct tape and tape him to the ceiling of your basement. You do the same to your duct tape lawyer, too. Then you resume your duct tape soap opera...
Oh no! The lead duct tape actor has run off! This won't do, you were just about to watch his SHOCKING REVELATION. How will you and your endless supply of duct tape finish the show?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse