Re: Duct Tape
09-30-2011, 08:37 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
But suddenly, the cow throws you off its back, hops in the jet, and flies away! Man, that's ungrateful.
Moments later, the police car stops. You can see the two officers opening the doors; no doubt they're going to arrest you shortly. You'll need a plan to get out of this, and fast!
The officers soon arrive, and look at you quizzically.
"Excuse me, sir," one of them says. "Have you seen a milk thief around? He was riding on a cow made of duct tape..."
"He went that way!" you reply, pointing in a random direction. The officers thank you, get back in their car, and drive off.
Your disguise worked perfectly! Now you just need to get home and have breakfast... Except, you seem to have gotten lost during the chase with the police. You don't recognize this part of the city at all.
How are you going to find your way home? Using only duct tape, of course.
Godbot Wrote:> Make an invisibility cloak!You quickly fashion a duct-tape cloak, but you can't seem to get the "invisibility" part down. It's stylish, though! You wear it with pride.
Fengar Wrote:>Create duct tape spikes to blow out their wheels!You attempt to craft some spikes out of duct tape, but you just can't seem to get them to be sharp enough. The police car drives over them effortlessly.
Solaris Wrote:Use double sided duck tape on the road!Since sharpening the tape didn't work, you try making a big loop of it instead, so it's sticky on both sides. The car gets stuck on it for a moment, but pulls itself free before long. You'll need another plan to get away for good.
Riou Wrote:Create a duct tape machine gun and open fire!You fashion a machine gun out of duct tape and start firing. Unfortunately, you soon realize that you forgot to make any ammo. Whoops! And while you were doing that, the police car got quite a bit closer. You'll have to act fast now...
kabbage Wrote:make a jet out of duct tape QUICKIn desperation, you fashion a duct tape jet as fast as you can. Just as you finish it, the police car catches up. You're about to jump off the cow and take the jet...
But suddenly, the cow throws you off its back, hops in the jet, and flies away! Man, that's ungrateful.
Moments later, the police car stops. You can see the two officers opening the doors; no doubt they're going to arrest you shortly. You'll need a plan to get out of this, and fast!
Tasr Wrote:>Create a dashing and roguish disguise from your duct-tape to avoid them.Suddenly, inspiration strikes! You craft a fake moustache from duct tape and wear it on your face.
The officers soon arrive, and look at you quizzically.
"Excuse me, sir," one of them says. "Have you seen a milk thief around? He was riding on a cow made of duct tape..."
"He went that way!" you reply, pointing in a random direction. The officers thank you, get back in their car, and drive off.
Your disguise worked perfectly! Now you just need to get home and have breakfast... Except, you seem to have gotten lost during the chase with the police. You don't recognize this part of the city at all.
How are you going to find your way home? Using only duct tape, of course.
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