Duct Tape
09-30-2011, 01:59 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Your name is Ted Pacut. You are an ordinary human being in every way, except for your ability to create duct tape out of nothing.
You realized years ago that duct tape could solve all of your problems, and since you effectively have an unlimited supply, you have sworn an oath to solve all of your problems with only duct tape. You see no way this could ever have any downsides.
Today, you have woken up to discover that you're out of milk. How will you use duct tape to solve this?
Your name is Ted Pacut. You are an ordinary human being in every way, except for your ability to create duct tape out of nothing.
You realized years ago that duct tape could solve all of your problems, and since you effectively have an unlimited supply, you have sworn an oath to solve all of your problems with only duct tape. You see no way this could ever have any downsides.
Today, you have woken up to discover that you're out of milk. How will you use duct tape to solve this?
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