Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

By hiccupping really loudly, stupid!

Well, you suppose it's worth a shot. You prepare for your next hiccup, readying your lungs so it will be as loud as possible...

...

...

Oh, great, NOW your hiccups stop. You relax your lungs.

*hiccup*

GODDAMMIT.

Your hiccup echoes throughout the abyss around you. The bull seems frightened, and starts trying to stampede on thin air...

Then you hear a rumbling.

A moment later, you're swept up by a heard of Hell Cattle. These gigantic, demonic cows are spooked by your hiccups and rush up from the depths of hell itself towards the surface, carrying you, a mountain climber, and a bull that may or may not be a steer back up towards the top of the cliff.

They reach the top, and keep running. They're going to trample your hometown if you don't stop them!

Oh, and you STILL have the hiccups, of course. Despite being scared out of your wits.

What are you going to do?