Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

> Hold your breath

What, again? Well, okay. It might just work. You start holding your breath.

>Wait until the last minute and then jump off the bull. Everyone knows that this cancels inertia and you will be fine.

Yeah, okay. You wait as you keep falling...

...and falling...

...and falling... whoops, you passed out from holding your breath again...

And you regain consciousness and... what the heck, you're *still* falling?

Oh, and the mountain climber has woken up now.

"It's about time you got up! Who the hell are you, and what are we doing on this bull? And why do I ache so much?"

...Just how far down does this chasm go?

Play 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall.

You convince the mountain climber to join you in singing 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall to pass the time while you wait for impact so you can jump off the bull.

You finish the song entirely, which is annoying when you're hiccuping constantly throughout, and you're STILL falling. This is one deep crevice.

Learn to fly!

You already have a pilot's license! But the airline won't let you fly while you've got the hiccups this badly.

And how would brushing up on the basics of flight school help with your hiccups, anyways? Honestly, some of the ideas you get are so ridiculous.

Climb onto the bull and start a stampede back up the cliff.

Well, you're already on the bull. But how exactly are you going to start a stampede?