Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

Steer!

What? You aren't going to see any steers on this mountainside, or any cattle at all for that matter...

Oh! Wait, you mean the verb. Yeah, okay. You start steering the mountain climber in another direction... right towards a bull that's standing on the side of the mountain for some reason. You collide with it and knock it over and start sliding towards a massive chasm - geez, just how far down does this cliff go?

Oh, and you have no idea if this bull is a steer, and you'd prefer not to check if you can help it.

Attempt to hiccup over that massive chasm you're about to fall into.

Seeking ideas, you try to make use of your condition and use your hiccups to propel you away from the cliff face.

You get about one inch away per hiccup. You don't think it's going to be enough.

Fall into a massive crevice.

Yeah, uh... you kind of do that without trying.

You, a mountain climber, and a bull are now all falling to your probable doom. And you STILL have the hiccups!

What are you going to do?