Re: Nopor Puss Advice Column
10-24-2011, 03:38 AM
Dear Panting Pete,
The solution is to steal six hundred pairs of pants and staple them to the walls of your castle. Be sure to tell all the guards to go to the tavern first so that the castle will be undefended while you do this important task.
Sincerely,
Your Great-Aunt Eleanor
The solution is to steal six hundred pairs of pants and staple them to the walls of your castle. Be sure to tell all the guards to go to the tavern first so that the castle will be undefended while you do this important task.
Sincerely,
Your Great-Aunt Eleanor
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