Nopor Puss Advice Column
10-24-2011, 03:16 AM
Hello! I'm Nopor Puss, and I have no reason to introduce my new advice column by plagiarizing the intro to another advice column which has nothing to do with this one. So that's what I'm going to do!
By a Grandmaster, for grandmasters!
Hello! I'm the Columnist. I've heard that many omnicidal maniacs out there have been experiencing issues running eight person battles to the death across the multiverse, and running their affairs in general. No worries, I'm here to help!
All you aspiring grandmasters, just ask me a question, and I'll make sure to respond and give you the best answers possible! Thanks for reading XOXO
-The Columnist
By a Grandmaster, for grandmasters!
Hello! I'm the Columnist. I've heard that many omnicidal maniacs out there have been experiencing issues running eight person battles to the death across the multiverse, and running their affairs in general. No worries, I'm here to help!
All you aspiring grandmasters, just ask me a question, and I'll make sure to respond and give you the best answers possible! Thanks for reading XOXO
-The Columnist
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse