RWC Humiliation Station 2011 (HERE COMES THE DEBT COLLECTOR)

Well, I'm not going to insist on this one if other people have a preference, but if nothing else gets suggested, here's the decisive rap-off from my Write-Off story about Will Smith, Will Smith, and Will Smith:

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Spoiler"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I'm gonna be your next Chairman

In west Philadalphia born and raised
Then I had some fun in my acting days
Had a TV show, played a cool teen
Then I made my way to the big screen

Life's cool, I got myself money and fame
Then all of a sudden everything turns lame
I get knocked out thanks to drugs in my food,
Next thing I know, I'm wakin' up nude

No cash, no nothing, just a lousy job
Workin' for some worthless slob
Everyone's got the same name as me
No clothes, no rights, but they tell us we're free

Will Smith over there, he's been usin' me
All this time he's been foolin' with my lady
Didn't like her much, but she was all that I had
'Cause everythin' in this town's been so goddamn bad

Now he's taken over and says he's a raptor
But when I'm done, he'll see that my rap tore
His plan to shreds and left him in the dust
I'll be in charge, my rule will be just

Sayin' it now, I'll be tough but fair
For the five minutes or so that I serve as Chair
Long enough so all the bad guys are banned
Then I'm gonna dissolve Will Smithland

Everyone here is gonna be free
I'll put an end to this tyranny
You can go back home, that's what I say
Once this place is back in the USA!"