Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

>Yell loudly that you are armed with some massive hiccups of doom and that you will hiccup him to death if you have to.
When he doesn't believe you give a recap of the story so far while making everything a lot more dramatic and also giving him a stink eye.

You tell the vendor that you have deadly hiccups and will make the volcano erupt if need be, or rather you try to except it comes out as a long hiccup accompanied by a loud rumbling from the volcano.

"Man, that volcano's been making a lot of noise today," the vendor comments. "But it's not due to erupt for like, twenty years. Wonder what's up."

> Cheese it.

You decide to just run, but suddenly a wall of ice cream erupts in front of you. You turn around and see the vendor with an angry look on his face.

"I don't appreciate it when people don't pay," he says.

>Ask the gnome. Gnomes always have gold! or maybe that was leprechauns.

You decide to ask the gnome for gold to pay for the ice cream. Except you keep hiccuping, so you make a gesture that you hope he takes to mean "hey, can you give me some money?" and not "a thousand insults upon your ancestors".

The gnome simply stares at you, then he turns to the vendor.

Wait, isn't it Free Ice Cream day? As in Free?

"Now wait just a minute here," the gnome says indignantly. "Maybe my understandin' of human words isn't that great, but I seem to recall you sayin' it was Free Ice Cream Day just a few minutes ago. And then yer chargin' my friend here three dollars? Would ye care to explain that?"

"Well, uh... er... you see..." The vendor is clearly sweating. "That is... LOOK IT'S A UNICORN!"

You turn around and look, only to see the ice cream wall dissipate. When you turn around, the ice cream vendor is driving away.

H- Hey! It is Free Ice-Cream day! Jerk's tryin'a rip you off!

Wait a minute. Did he gain those ice cream wall-summoning powers from your divine blessing? And try to get three dollars to boot?

You're not letting him get away with that! Just as soon as you figure out how you're going to make sure he doesn't get away with that.

How are you going to do that?