RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 9: 9 Days, 9 Jesters, 9 Doors
11-12-2018, 06:58 PM
Events!
The spirit of Reyweld appears and begins hovering around Justice Watch's head. As it does, Door #1 opens; inside is a large clock.
Robust Laser then grabs Thalia and starts using her as a battering ram against Door #6. However, despite repeated strikes, Door #6 stubbornly remains closed. Finally, Robust Laser puts down Thalia, at which point Door #8 opens, revealing what looks like an empty chicken coop.
Robust Laser asks Whimbrel for an orange, because this orange got squandered on a day power that only allows asking someone for an orange. But sadly, she does not have an orange. As Whimbrel expresses her regret, Door #3 opens. Inside is a pond with a cartoonishly large fish swimming in it. The fish pokes its head out and says "sup dudes".
Robust Laser then grabs Lordlyhour and the two of them promptly burst into song as everyone around them clears the way.
"The orange way is my way,
The blue way is the highway,
But I'm only seeing red;
There's no going forward, only black,
Never gonna get my silver back,
I'll be green with envy 'til I'm dead!"
The song doesn't really have anything to do with what's going on, and also doesn't consist of anything more than that chorus sung repeatedly. When the two of them finally finish, Door #5 opens and reveals an endless void.
Finally, Robust Laser pulls a pair of trebuchets out of nowhere and challenges Myeth to a duel with them. Myeth accepts, and the two of them begin flinging oranges everywhere. Don't ask me where they got all those oranges. These oranges clearly aren't as sturdy as the ones some of you are carrying around, though, so they just splatter everywhere.
Eventually both combatants run out of oranges and the duel is declared a draw. At this point, Door #6 swings open and reveals sand. Lots and lots of sand.
Doors 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8 are now open.
The spirit of Reyweld appears and begins hovering around Justice Watch's head. As it does, Door #1 opens; inside is a large clock.
Robust Laser then grabs Thalia and starts using her as a battering ram against Door #6. However, despite repeated strikes, Door #6 stubbornly remains closed. Finally, Robust Laser puts down Thalia, at which point Door #8 opens, revealing what looks like an empty chicken coop.
Robust Laser asks Whimbrel for an orange, because this orange got squandered on a day power that only allows asking someone for an orange. But sadly, she does not have an orange. As Whimbrel expresses her regret, Door #3 opens. Inside is a pond with a cartoonishly large fish swimming in it. The fish pokes its head out and says "sup dudes".
Robust Laser then grabs Lordlyhour and the two of them promptly burst into song as everyone around them clears the way.
"The orange way is my way,
The blue way is the highway,
But I'm only seeing red;
There's no going forward, only black,
Never gonna get my silver back,
I'll be green with envy 'til I'm dead!"
The song doesn't really have anything to do with what's going on, and also doesn't consist of anything more than that chorus sung repeatedly. When the two of them finally finish, Door #5 opens and reveals an endless void.
Finally, Robust Laser pulls a pair of trebuchets out of nowhere and challenges Myeth to a duel with them. Myeth accepts, and the two of them begin flinging oranges everywhere. Don't ask me where they got all those oranges. These oranges clearly aren't as sturdy as the ones some of you are carrying around, though, so they just splatter everywhere.
Eventually both combatants run out of oranges and the duel is declared a draw. At this point, Door #6 swings open and reveals sand. Lots and lots of sand.
Doors 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8 are now open.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse