Post making contest 6.0

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME