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09-15-2011, 08:39 PM
Characters, from PYP:
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Spoiler<PickYerPoison> 1. A giant spider on a quest to take revenge on the spider who killed her mother.
<PickYerPoison> 2. A sentient dumpster that prides itself on smelling terrible.
<PickYerPoison> 3. A martian accountant who dreams of being on the big screen.
Setting, from Agent:
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SpoilerMetropolis City. This city is your standard metropolis - a central business district with skyscrapers and things - but with a twist.
It used to be that superheroes and supervillians travelled to Metropolis City from all over the world seeking challenge, alliance and to live among their own.
They still do, but often find quite too much of what they seek.
Today, Metropolis City is better known for its intensely superpowered conflicts and extremely solid construction. Mostly the umbrella of 'superhero' and 'supervillian' has been shredded except in the public eye, with as much infighting as out. Colloquially the usage of the words have been replaced with just 'supers', highlighting the the blurring of the boundaries in between the two groups.
It is here that three characters, two writers and a plot are dropped, like pebbles in a badly unfitting simile like a suit on a rock dropped into a cauldron of arrrrrrgh
Plot, from Selward:
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SpoilerCharacter A wants to get into character B's pants like nobody's business. Knowing that character C is a longtime friend of B, A seeks C's assistance in winning the favor of B.
However, C has a deep psychological complex over B, harboring both unrequited love and viciously jealous over-protectiveness. C instead makes it look like A is a horrible person and criminal in order to get B to avoid A.
But what C doesn't realize is that B is secretly a vigilante (anti-)superheroine in her off time, one who has no qualms with using extreme violence to get her way in the name of vanquishing any threats.
C tries to back out and tell B that he was just jealous and making up a story about A, but B stubbornly refuses to believe him, presses a button on her wristband that teleports her power-armor onto her body, and leaps through the ceiling after her prey.
C quickly calls A in order to avert this ridiculous crisis, and arranges to meet at the airship station to make up for his mistake and help A escape.
As A and C arrive at the top of the airship tower, B lands nearby with a thunderous shockwave. B lunges at A, but C jumps in the way and is impaled through the chest by B's swordfish.
As B laments the death of her friend, A laughs to the heavens as the sky turns dark. He reveals that C was actually the last key to the Wombatgate, a rift between the human and Wombat worlds; B has fulfilled the prophecy of the key's death at the hands of a love. Wombats rain from the sky, and B fights a seemingly endless tide of the foul creatures.
A transforms into a giant demonic wombat, and after an arduous battle B thrusts her swordfish through A's heart, spilling dark ichor upon her face.
Then B becomes a wombat. The end.
This is going to be very ridiculous.
