?????? Mafia - GAME END: Town Wins Somehow

?????? Mafia - GAME END: Town Wins Somehow
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
Time's up, let's see how you all do.

(08-04-2018, 10:33 AM)CSJ Wrote: »D6 dice suck ass
A D20 is better
It's rigged, I tell ya.

Result: 3

CSJ attempts to roll a D20. He drops it, but after a little digging around, he finds it landed on an 8. All around, a passable roll.

(08-04-2018, 02:17 PM)Thalia V1 Wrote: »Action: Yeet at Numbers

Result: 4

I don't know what Yeeting is, but Thalia is reasonably successful at it. If they'd rolled higher I would have actually looked it up.

(08-04-2018, 04:28 PM)seedy Wrote: »cackle wickedly over the mislynch

Result: 6

seedy cackles. And cackles. And then cackles some more. Everyone else gets more and more uncomfortable as the cackling continues for fifteen minutes without any pause.

Then seedy passes out from lack of air, having used up too much in all that cackling.

seedy will not be able to act tonight.

(08-04-2018, 06:44 PM)Numbers Wrote: »I change my action to Noot Noot at Thalia

Result: 1

Numbers attempts to respond to the successful Yeet, whatever that is, with a Noot Noot. Unfortunately, it comes out "Toon Toon", and a large cartoonish-looking cardboard weight falls out of the ceiling right onto Numbers' head. While it's lighter than it looks, it's still enough to knock Numbers unconscious.

Numbers will not be able to act tonight.

(08-04-2018, 10:03 PM)Palamedes Wrote: »Use wildly outrageous and dangerous necromajik to pull Granola's soul back from death, forever denying him the honour and glory of Jesterhalla.

Result: 1

Pala experiments with dark majiks beyond the understanding of man and jester, but rather than finding Granola's soul, he finds something truly horrifying. He stares into the visage of Jesterthulhu, and screams until he passes out.

Palamedes will not be able to act tonight.

(08-04-2018, 10:26 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »I'm going to eat Granola's soul because that's how I roll.

Result: 1

Pharmacy, undeterred by the failure of Palamedes' experiments, attempts to eat Granola's soul. But her efforts to summon the soul and consume it go nowhere, and she is forced to settle for a granola bar. However, she eats it too hurriedly and chokes on it, falling to the floor because everyone's too busy laughing to actually help her.

Pharmacy will not be able to act tonight.

(08-05-2018, 08:50 AM)awkwardcarapace Wrote: »I’m changing my action to flip game, whatever consequences that may have

Result: 2

awkwardcarapace attempts to flip the game, but after going to considerable effort to construct a game-flipping device, the game goes flying into the air and then lands the same way up. awkwardcarapace is very disappointed and disassembles the device in disgust.

(08-05-2018, 11:00 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »For the first time since their return they look around at the other jesters and tilt their head quizzically. "Um so what did I miss?"

Result: 1

Ixcaliber attempts to tilt their head quizzically, but instead winds up tilting their body. They tilt it at increasingly unstable angles, fall to the ground, and hit themselves in the head with their own weapon, knocking them unconscious before they can even ask their question.

Ixcaliber will not be able to act tonight.

Well! That was quite a set of rolls we had, wasn't it? So who's still standing after all that mess.

CSJ, with a roll of 8... oh, sorry, looks like we only count the 3.
Thalia V1, with a roll of 4.
And awkwardcarapace, with a roll of 2.

Which means, Thalia V1 has won the Jest-Off! Congratulations!

Now, everybody who hasn't been left unfit to act by that fiasco, figure out what you're doing tonight.
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RE: ?????? Mafia - by Robust Laser - 07-14-2018, 09:09 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by a52 - 07-14-2018, 09:47 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Reyweld - 07-14-2018, 10:08 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Reyweld - 07-14-2018, 10:09 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Mirdini - 07-14-2018, 11:55 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Pharmacy - 07-15-2018, 12:16 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by seedy - 07-15-2018, 04:21 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Granolaman - 07-15-2018, 04:48 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by awkwardcarapace - 07-15-2018, 06:04 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Kíeros - 07-15-2018, 01:55 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Akumu - 07-15-2018, 04:29 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by CSJ - 07-16-2018, 05:43 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by AgentBlue - 07-16-2018, 07:32 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Numbers - 07-16-2018, 05:07 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Lordlyhour - 07-16-2018, 07:26 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Myeth - 07-16-2018, 07:52 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Numbers - 07-16-2018, 08:26 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by LegendaryQ - 07-17-2018, 09:48 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Ixcaliber - 07-19-2018, 06:12 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Justice Watch - 07-20-2018, 09:42 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Palamedes - 07-22-2018, 03:17 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Thalia V1 - 07-24-2018, 08:25 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Dragon Fogel - 07-27-2018, 03:02 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Dragon Fogel - 07-27-2018, 10:21 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Reyweld - 07-27-2018, 11:39 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - by Justice Watch - 07-28-2018, 04:15 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 07-30-2018, 11:21 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-30-2018, 11:36 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-30-2018, 11:38 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 07-30-2018, 11:41 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-30-2018, 11:52 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 07-31-2018, 12:25 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 12:44 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 01:43 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 07-31-2018, 01:55 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Myeth - 07-31-2018, 02:10 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 07-31-2018, 02:19 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 02:45 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Myeth - 07-31-2018, 02:46 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Myeth - 07-31-2018, 02:51 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by a52 - 07-31-2018, 03:08 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Kíeros - 07-31-2018, 03:13 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Numbers - 07-31-2018, 03:29 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 11:53 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 11:59 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 01:51 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by CSJ - 07-31-2018, 03:32 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by CSJ - 07-31-2018, 03:33 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by a52 - 07-31-2018, 06:15 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 07-31-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 07:07 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by a52 - 07-31-2018, 07:43 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by a52 - 07-31-2018, 10:22 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by a52 - 07-31-2018, 10:27 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 07-31-2018, 10:26 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by CSJ - 07-31-2018, 11:01 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 07-31-2018, 11:35 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by CSJ - 08-01-2018, 07:48 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-01-2018, 11:48 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 08-01-2018, 02:24 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Myeth - 08-01-2018, 12:21 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-01-2018, 01:41 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-02-2018, 02:41 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 08-02-2018, 12:09 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Mirdini - 08-02-2018, 06:20 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-02-2018, 11:04 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Numbers - 08-03-2018, 10:19 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-03-2018, 11:52 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-03-2018, 02:25 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Reyweld - 08-03-2018, 06:05 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 08-03-2018, 10:43 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by Akumu - 08-04-2018, 04:27 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins - by seedy - 08-04-2018, 05:25 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off! - by CSJ - 08-04-2018, 10:33 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off! - by Dragon Fogel - 08-06-2018, 06:27 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 3 - Cell's Bells - by CSJ - 08-19-2018, 11:31 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 3 - Cell's Bells - by CSJ - 08-21-2018, 12:12 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 3 - Out of Frame - by CSJ - 08-27-2018, 03:00 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 3 - Out of Frame - by CSJ - 08-27-2018, 10:27 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 3 - Out of Frame - by CSJ - 08-28-2018, 07:00 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 4 - Out of Frame - by a52 - 08-28-2018, 05:39 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 4 - Out of Frame - by CSJ - 08-28-2018, 07:48 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-06-2018, 05:07 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-06-2018, 07:42 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by a52 - 09-07-2018, 01:07 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-08-2018, 07:54 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-08-2018, 07:55 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-08-2018, 09:03 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-08-2018, 09:07 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-09-2018, 02:56 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-09-2018, 03:24 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by a52 - 09-09-2018, 04:10 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-10-2018, 10:57 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-10-2018, 11:01 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-10-2018, 11:18 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by Myeth - 09-10-2018, 05:06 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-11-2018, 04:24 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-11-2018, 04:30 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by a52 - 09-11-2018, 04:28 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 5 - Bank Shot - by CSJ - 09-11-2018, 04:44 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Myeth - 11-02-2018, 04:27 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Myeth - 11-02-2018, 06:14 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Whimbrel - 11-03-2018, 01:14 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Myeth - 11-04-2018, 02:49 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Myeth - 11-05-2018, 06:58 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by TehPilot - 11-05-2018, 08:21 PM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Whimbrel - 11-06-2018, 02:00 AM
RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 8: Alienated - by Myeth - 11-06-2018, 03:57 PM