RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
07-30-2018, 11:08 PM
Somehow all the things you people were up to during the night get resolved. What does it all mean? Who knows! Not any of you, that's for sure.
As everyone filters into the main hall, suddenly a loud voice booms over the loudspeakers.
"ROBUST LASER VISITED ROBUST LASER."
In addition, as everyone takes a closer look at their fellow probably-jesters, they notice two things.
First, the word INNOCENT is written on a52's forehead in black marker.
Second, the word GUILTY is written on Granolaman's forehead in a similar style.
Before you can process this, though, there's another announcement.
"We have a message from Glorious Leader Paranoia. He has informed us that anyone who does not have a vote on them at the end of the day must enter a Jest-Off at that point. The details are left to us, as Glorious Leader Paranoia has far more important matters to deal with.
Refusal to participate in the Jest-Off will result in exile from Jesterland. Glorious Leader Paranoia stresses that exile is not death, and therefore that means you did not perish in the course of your duty. Which would be a failure for any jester, obviously."
After that, the loudspeaker stops, and everyone is left to argue about who should be lynched. Because this is the obvious solution to mass amnesia.
Before that starts, however, a small stall appears out of nowhere. Nobody seems to be operating it, but the sign says, very clearly:
DAYACTIONS FOR SALE
AVAILABLE FOR 1000 JESTERDOLLARS OR ONE ORANGE
Everybody waits to see if there are any more unusual occurrences, but it seems there aren't. For now.
Livelist:
-Robust Laser
-a52
-Reyweld
-Mirdini
-Pharmacy
-seedy
-Granolaman
-awkwardcarapace
-Kíeros
-Akumu
-CSJ
-AgentBlue
-Numbers
-Lordlyhour
-Myeth
-LegendaryQ
-Ixcaliber
-Justice Watch
-Palamedes
-Thalia V1
With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.
Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time.
As everyone filters into the main hall, suddenly a loud voice booms over the loudspeakers.
"ROBUST LASER VISITED ROBUST LASER."
In addition, as everyone takes a closer look at their fellow probably-jesters, they notice two things.
First, the word INNOCENT is written on a52's forehead in black marker.
Second, the word GUILTY is written on Granolaman's forehead in a similar style.
Before you can process this, though, there's another announcement.
"We have a message from Glorious Leader Paranoia. He has informed us that anyone who does not have a vote on them at the end of the day must enter a Jest-Off at that point. The details are left to us, as Glorious Leader Paranoia has far more important matters to deal with.
Refusal to participate in the Jest-Off will result in exile from Jesterland. Glorious Leader Paranoia stresses that exile is not death, and therefore that means you did not perish in the course of your duty. Which would be a failure for any jester, obviously."
After that, the loudspeaker stops, and everyone is left to argue about who should be lynched. Because this is the obvious solution to mass amnesia.
Before that starts, however, a small stall appears out of nowhere. Nobody seems to be operating it, but the sign says, very clearly:
DAYACTIONS FOR SALE
AVAILABLE FOR 1000 JESTERDOLLARS OR ONE ORANGE
Everybody waits to see if there are any more unusual occurrences, but it seems there aren't. For now.
Livelist:
-Robust Laser
-a52
-Reyweld
-Mirdini
-Pharmacy
-seedy
-Granolaman
-awkwardcarapace
-Kíeros
-Akumu
-CSJ
-AgentBlue
-Numbers
-Lordlyhour
-Myeth
-LegendaryQ
-Ixcaliber
-Justice Watch
-Palamedes
-Thalia V1
With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.
Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse