The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 29: UNINTELLIGIBLE!

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Name: Lord Gregory Thunder
Gender: Defined by the slope of the function x^2 = 3y
Race: Penguinling
Text Color: #7B6D2A, #855DCC, and #123456, respectively

Biography: The Four Mages of the Winds were the most feared forces on the Siguaran continent, only held in check by each others' ambitions. Then Zephyros of the West gained hold of an artifact that granted him a significant advantage.

Laurie was taken aback by the offer. She was no murderer... but at that price, it was hard not to start rationalizing. It wasn't as if he was her king, after all, and South Atlantis would probably be better off without him.

When the morning of Easter arrived, he finally concluded the ritual, and captured the rabbit. Soon, he would have the secret to its powers.

So then the Northstar Kid hopped on her albatross and rode off, never to be seen again. At least, not in that world...

Description: A small levitating spongelike creature. It is frightened of everything larger than itself, which covers most things it might encounter.

Though difficult to work with, she is more than happy to ally with anyone who can provide her with additional energy. She probably won't even backstab them unless there's another energy supply at stake.

He doesn't trust anyone, however, and will treat any offers to help as highly suspicious. If he's in a bad enough mood, he'll respond by shooting whoever makes the offer.

Weapons and Abilities: She can grant one wish to any person, but she has no control over how it comes true. This has caused more than a few problems in the past.

His sword's beard can grow to great lengths, entangling foes or serving as a climbing rope. Naturally, it can shrink just as fast, though if he tries to use this to move long distances, it tends to give him motion sickness.

He is unaware that his powers trigger when someone nearby claps their hands. As far as he can tell, they activate at random, and he's always terrified that it might happen again at any moment.

She also has a bow blessed by the gods, but to maintain the blessing, she must dip the arrow in the blood of demons every few hours. Otherwise, it will turn on her.