Consistency

>Lovely. One two three BANG.

After careful consideration, you come up with the perfect review for the new gundress. Keep this up and you'll be the top fashion reporter in no time!

But you can't stop at one review. There are more new clothing designs that demand your critical eye. Which one will you look at next?

sbnkalny

You can also suggest in consistency without context (because there isn't any).Oh, i'm looking forward to hearing your thoughts on it.

Secretboobagenda

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I'm in.



aaaaand out.

After three hours of attempting your best techniques to it, you've finally found a way to open the vault door. Now you can see what's inside it...

What the? You stepped through the door and you're outside the vault. Great, on top of everything else, this door violates several laws of physics.

Now how the heck are you supposed to get the treasure?

wake up; sit up; inventory; open pocket; check contents of pocket; get all from pocket; inventory; consume analgesics; stand up; open door; west; go down stairs; north; west; open cupboard; get bowl; close cupboard; open cupboard.2; get cereal; open cereal; use cereal on bowl; close cereal; put cereal in cupboard.2; close cupboard.2; open fridge; get milk; open milk; pour milk in bowl; close milk; put milk in fridge; close fridge; look out window; drop bowl; east; open front door; exit; equip weapon; face the inevitable; struggle with futility; succumb to defeat; wake up

You recite your planned command series to the interviewer.

"It sounds good," they say, looking very interested. "But the thing is, we have some advertisers whose products we have to include in the game. And there isn't enough room in that for all the products. Could you expand your outline a bit?"

Uh-oh. Product placement. You hadn't thought about that.

But... if you add even one command, it would ruin your artistic vision! The game would lose its entire sense of cohesion!

On the other hand, you really need this job.

How can you resolve this dilemma?