Re: Hiccups (Text)
08-27-2011, 04:06 AM
Solaris Wrote:>Bless him by reciting the holy words of the SPACE POPE BIBLE, FLUGR' GRGRG HA, kneel in front of him, wave your arms, and continuously wish for him to turn into a holy superhero.
You recite some words that you think may be holy, kneel in front of the ice cream vendor, and wave your arms around. All the while, you wish for him to become a superhero.
You look up. The ice cream vendor looks the same.
You ask if he's a superhero yet, but it doesn't come out very clearly due to the hiccups.
"I don't feel any different," he says, looking a little angry. "I'm going to have to ask you for those three dollars now."
Well, this could be a problem. And you still have your potentially-volcanic hiccups. What are you going to do?
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