RE: The Ziir And Konka Show
03-28-2017, 04:00 PM
(03-06-2012, 03:55 AM)Solaris Wrote: »>Examine rocks
THERE WAS A RUSTLE
(03-06-2012, 04:33 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Throw Ziir up the purple tree and make him get directions from up there.
Konka: I detected some movement over here. I will investigate, in case it is something I can reanimate as a more effective minion than you.
Ziir: Hey! I'm useful, dang it!
Konka: Hmmph. Why don't you occupy yourself by climbing that tree and seeing if you can find a way back to the castle, then. Or at least what direction it's in.
(03-06-2012, 03:59 AM)fakeimpostor Wrote: »Caaaaaaaaat
Konka: It's... a squirrel? A cat? I can't tell what this creature is, but I'm not squandering perfectly good mana on it.
Ziir: Here I go! Back in a jiffy!
Ziir: Wow, this tree is tall. Uh, let's see... more forest... a mountain trail... the ancient flying fortress of Caelo Ruinam... Hey, wait a minute!
Konka Rar: Did you find anything?
Ziir: Yeah! I saw a rock that looked like a dragon skull! It was pretty cool. Oh, and Caelo Ruinam's in the sky already, I think someone might have beaten us to it.
Konka Rar: WHAT?
Ziir: I know, that rock was really awesome! We should check it out up close. I think it's over there somewhere.
Konka Rar: No, you fool... wait, what's that?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse