Consistency

teq 100 p1
- jmp end
milk:
mov 100 x0
slp 1
teq 100 p1
+ jmp milk
end:mov 0 x0
slp 1

PROCESSING DATA...
RESULT: BLUE
AWAITING NEXT INPUT.


You attempt to hug the ghost possessing your body, which basically means hugging yourself. Unfortunately, your Hug skill is not high enough to do this successfully, so you trip and fall down the stairs. You lose three HP, one QP, and accrue two points of Embarrassment.

Your Embarrassment total has now passed 50, increasing your Embarrassment by one rank. The ghost no longer wants to be associated with you, and departs from your body. You are no longer possessed. Your Self-Exorcism skill increases by ten points, though you're not sure it was worth it.

You pick yourself up and look around. A Skeleton Pirate and a Burger Golem are laughing at you. A Sad Gryphon is too busy crying to notice you. A Gargoyle Bartender is pointedly ignoring you.

What will you do now?

Oh, that fixed it.

Oh, hey, turns out opening that portal to Hell got your sink working somehow. Well, the legions of demons swarming out are a little annoying, but at least you don't have to call a plumber.

So what are you going to do next, now that you don't have any major problems to deal with?