Consistency

Yeah, screw those innocent postal workers, what have they ever done for you besides delivering your mail. You're not letting this cursed artifact stay in here for a moment longer.

But wait! You're out of newts' tears. How are you going to create a protective circle to prevent the artifact from returning to you before the blood moon rises and all is lost?

Do you know who I am?
I am Judgement Boy!

Okay, you've picked your security question for password recovery. You're sure you'll remember that in three or four years when your computer breaks down and you forget the passwords to everything as you try to input them on the new one.

So now that's taken care of, which site are you going to register on next?

turn yourself in

Of course! You can't believe you forgot that you were a magical key this whole time! All you have to do is turn yourself in the lock, and it should open.

So you do that, and now you're in the treasure room. And... wait, the treasure is already gone! No fair, you didn't get a chance to steal it!

Well, there's only one course of action now. You'll have to chase down the thieves and steal the treasure from them.

But how are you going to figure out where they went?

> Call for a professional stamper. Or a professional Stamper.

You call stamper and Stamper. They're professionals. You're not sure just what they do professionally, but damn are they ever professional about it.

stamper informs you that it will cost a significant amount more to retain both of their services, as this would leave them unavailable to answer other calls. Well, damn, you can't afford that. Looks like you'll have to pick just one of them.

So are you going to hire stamper, or Stamper?

Yikes.

"Yikes." you say. The ghost doesn't seem convinced.

"It's no use," it says. "I'm just not frightening. I'm the most boring ghost in the world, and that's never going to change no matter what I do. Why did I even try, I know this wasn't going to work."

Shoot, somehow your award-winning performance didn't seal the deal. You'll have to think of something quick, or you'll be stuck with a mopey ghost for your haunted house.

But what can you even do?

this has to do with the Canada Post strike doesn't it

Of course. I'd always thought they tied up that investigation a little too neatly, and the more I looked into this case, the more things didn't add up.

Most notably, the bowling scores. If the Canada Post team really had gotten a strike at that key moment, why was their overall score so low? They'd said it was just luck, but I suspected something was up.

And the victim probably had, too. Considering he'd been kicked off the team three weeks ago and now here he was, crushed to death under a pile of bowling pins, in the very same alley where the team had made that crucial play.

But even if I'd made the connection, I couldn't prove it yet. They wouldn't give me the files on the strike case if all I had was circumstantial evidence. I needed a conclusive link between the two.

But what was it?