RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Night 5: Hug Production in Possible Decline
11-06-2016, 06:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-06-2016, 06:13 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
The PowerPoint hums to life.
"Wait, what, there's an actual shareholder vote? Hang on, hang on. Processing... Akumu's shares have been revoked. Akumu is no longer authorized to be in this building."
A moment later, Akumu is unceremoniously ejected into the void.
"Please stand by for information on former shareholder Akumu."
Akumu was a robot seeking love. He had already determined that there was a significant correlation between hugs and love, so he decided to hug other shareholders to gain it.
Every night, he could choose someone to hug. This would turn their action into a hug, which would also turn their target's action into a hug, and so on down the line.
He was looking for three spirits that were spreading themselves among the players. He would win if he hugged all three spirits himself, with a half-win if they received hugs that weren't from him.
He was completely uninterested in the conspiracy. He only wanted to give hugs.
In fact, his desire to spread hugs was so strong that it probably won't disappear with his death...
"Information provided. Please take this into consideration before the next meeting."
There's some mumbling about demons.
"We are unable to answer any questions about the status of any demonic apocalypses that may or may not have occurred."
It's night, everyone please get your actions in promptly.
"Wait, what, there's an actual shareholder vote? Hang on, hang on. Processing... Akumu's shares have been revoked. Akumu is no longer authorized to be in this building."
A moment later, Akumu is unceremoniously ejected into the void.
"Please stand by for information on former shareholder Akumu."
(05-30-2016, 11:30 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »You are a robot, that runs on love! But you aren't really sure what that is... you've always had a human taking care of you but now that they've expired you must search for a new source of love, before it's too late!
Akumu was a robot seeking love. He had already determined that there was a significant correlation between hugs and love, so he decided to hug other shareholders to gain it.
Every night, he could choose someone to hug. This would turn their action into a hug, which would also turn their target's action into a hug, and so on down the line.
He was looking for three spirits that were spreading themselves among the players. He would win if he hugged all three spirits himself, with a half-win if they received hugs that weren't from him.
He was completely uninterested in the conspiracy. He only wanted to give hugs.
In fact, his desire to spread hugs was so strong that it probably won't disappear with his death...
"Information provided. Please take this into consideration before the next meeting."
There's some mumbling about demons.
"We are unable to answer any questions about the status of any demonic apocalypses that may or may not have occurred."
It's night, everyone please get your actions in promptly.
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