The Disposable Enquiry [Round 1: Kyyhkynen]

Roger had largely ignored the Inquirer's speech; he was mildly confused at being pulled away from the girl scout troop he'd been trying to get to fill out his forms, but that concern had soon faded. After all, there were still potential form-fillers around.

Roger took in his new surroundings. There were people running around, and he tried unsuccessfully to get a few of them to stop and fill out some forms, but noticed a large office building nearby. It reminded him of his own workplace. There was bound to be somebody who understood his paperwork in there. He floated towards it.

It didn't occur to him that the building would be evacuated in the city-wide panic over the dove's descent; that was one of those details he hadn't paid much attention to.