Order and Chaos

We were still in an office. But a DETECTIVE's office.

For a moment, I thought we hadn't gone anywhere at all, the surroundings were so similar. But then the differences became clearer.
Especially the backwards letters I could see through the door. They said:

ЯƎᗡЯO ИƎЯUA⅃
ƎVITƆƎTƎᗡ ⅃AYOЯ

And that's when I realized where we were. This was the office for the detective the Queen hired in order to ensure that any murders in the castle were quickly solved, in order to minimize political assassinations that she didn't approve of. We were back in Castle Vendet!

And Ms. Order was not happy to see us when she entered.

"What are you two doing in my office?" she shouted. "My services are for royals only. Unless you're Malcolm's daughter or his secret lover or something, you've got no business here. Besides, even if you were royals somehow, I'm busy. The Duke of Remdat's scheduled to be murdered about now and I've got to look at Video's notes on how the hell I'm supposed to solve it."

Well. What could we say to that?

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Spin it literally. Like a centrifuge

I started spinning around, the Duke of Remdat still clinging to my leg. The intense forces soon caused him to fall unconscious and vomit, and so I stopped.

"I'm not killing him again," Herman Cain said, but I wasn't paying much attention. I was too busy trying to figure out how this worked into my new business plan.

But before I could say anything more, a detective with a pizza hat on walked onto the scene, yelling at some unseen people to leave her alone while she solved the murder.

"Um, he's not dead," I said. "Just unconscious."

"Keep your trap shut!" the detective shouted back at me. "I don't need another uninvited guest getting in my way! You can't even be a suspect, you're only in one castle."

I was about to ask a question, but at that point she yelled at some unseen person that they were asking for trouble if they interrupted her again.

Then she reeled back as though she were being punched in the face.

I felt awkward as I watched her losing struggle with empty space. Was there anything I could do?