Post making contest: easier mode

Vote:Dragon Fogel

Passes rule 2!

Day 1

The Modjester stands in front of the assembled crowd.

"Good day, everyone! I see we're all ready for the day's events. Well, then, start competing for the right to be lynched."

Suddenly, there's a puff of smoke, and a box appears in front of the Modjester. The box seems to be making some barking and meowing noises, among others.

"Hmm? What's this?"

The Modjester picks up the box and looks inside. He pulls out a balloon in the shape of a wiener dog, and it barks at him for a bit, then explodes in his face. He blinks a few times before continuing.

"Well. I'm not sure how exactly this happened, but it seems we have some Exploding Live Balloon Animals in here. So let's have a little fun, shall we? While you're trying to Vote on who to kill, you can also Elect someone among you to have these fun little toys. You can't Vote for yourself as the day's lynch, but you can vote to Elect yourself."

And with that, the Modjester puts down the box, and readies himself for the day's shenanigans.

Doesn't pass rule 2 but it gets close.

DDiDD you know i'm an emotional DDisaster? well now you DDo. this is a threaDD DDeDDicateDD to just how often i get wreckeDD.

instance one: this morning/yesterDDay i was reaDDing the book The Bees, which is about bees and i crieDD because a bee DDieDD. wreck score 3/10

i'm gonna see some movies tomorrow/toDDay so i woulDD fully expect further wreckage to follow.

Passes no rules.