Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

Scare yourself. Jump off a cliff without checking how far down it is.

In desperation, you hurl yourself off the nearest cliff, hoping to scare yourself. You have no idea how far down it is.

Go scare someone else. People have tried it on you enough times that you're a nervous wreck; it's only fair that the rest of the world has to deal with a bit of it, too.

You do this accidentally on the way down, as a mountain climber taking a break on a ledge partway up sees you falling right towards him. He's not sure where he can safely dodge to in time and starts to panic.

Hold your breath until you pass out.

As you descend towards the climber, you find that despite your sheer terror, you still have the hiccups. You decide to try another approach, and hold your breath until you pass out.

You wake up some time later on top of an unconscious mountain climber, now sliding dangerously fast down the side of a steep cliff.

Worse yet, you still have the hiccups!

What are you going to do?